20th and 21st June in Gothenburg.

   20th June was a Sunday so our options to buy alcohol were rather limited due to the very fucked up laws in Sweden. I can not recall the full deal but basically majority of Swedish laws are very dumb. Either way we all went to Lorky's place for Lich King lan.
   The lan was a horrible fail. Everyone failed so hard. I got rid of my blue screens of death though. But the raid... oh god. Well "fail" is probably the only word to describe it. I think Nérfmé recorded me raping Styrnoob with my vibrator. Hopefully he won't post it on the forums.
   21st June started silently with nice weather. Me and Rihm played some Heroes of the Might and Magic III on one computer for a while before we headed out to Mafórtion's place. The place was big and lovely. Mafórtion and his girlfriend were very lovely. Also Blizzaga and Mafórtion's brother Rekishi (Warlock) were there. They had a little orange kitten too who slept inside an inner pocket of a jacket. He was really cute.
   The rest of the evening went as expected. Everyone got wasted, talked about guild stuff, tortured the cat, played music. Actually both Rekishi and Mafórtion play guitar so we got to hear them play and sing some to it, like "Fuck me gently". Over all the night was lovely. Styrnoob cried at some point and then we went to gay hug him. Meaning we did group hugs for about twenty minutes.
   Very lovely and nice people. Exactly how I want my guild to be. I feel like a successful mother xD. Later some horde guy joined us. If I was him I would not dare to walk into a party with about 8 drunk alliance guys :D. He was also nice though. I wish life was like this every single day. Though this will be one of the most awesome memories I have.
   Got home safely, went to sleep.
   Oh right, Rihm made me a bath on 20th June. It was so hot that even though I waited for like an hour I could not go in it. So I had to improvise and make the entire bathroom wet xD.
   Today, I have promised to fry some potatoes and make pancakes. Later Praygost (Priest) will be coming. He will probably sleep at Mafórtion's place. Styrnoob's mom is away somewhere so he has invited us all to his place for a party. He keeps saying he can fit four people in his bed. I wonder why? We will all go raid his place tonight then I guess.
   Other than that my allergy is being a it annoying. Else life is good.
   Lorky has evil pains :( It is hard to watch, especially when I know I can't do anything to help. Maybe a gay train? We did a train with chairs where everyone was massaging the shoulders of the person in front of them. I was not topless, others were. It was quite fun.

• A promise to myself I most likely intend NOT to keep:
  

  "Do the website I am supposed to do. Write some. Party like an animal. Raid Styrnoobs home. Pancakes. Potatoes."

Guild Meetings For The Win!

   PS:  Nérfmé is missing out xD Ha Ha!